Monday, May 17, 2010

Should Putin quit his job and become a Professionall judo fighter?

The world would certainly be a safer place if the worst we could expect is a dislocated shoulder.|||Yes and no. He should be a professional judo fighter, but he shouldn%26#039;t retire.


But I think the more important question is, does he heave time to do both (or either) with all the grizzly bears he has to defeat in hand to hand combat each morning before breakfast, the ninjas that raid his house nightly, and his daily battles against Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel, all of which end in a draw after three hours of non-stop manly battle, and then the three of them share a bottle fo vodka, before they return to their other obligations? I mean, that%26#039;s a busy schedule, and sure he could defeat every judo fighter in a less than two minutes (as illustrated by the Putin-Judo Equation Newton developed centuries ago), but it%26#039;s still a big time commitment considering how busy he is. |||He%26#039;s already reached a very high level in Judo and doesn%26#039;t need to prove himself any more.|||He doesn%26#039;t need to fight - just one look from those eyes would paralyse most opponents with fear!|||There are no professional judo fighters...unless he fights in the ufc....but he wouldnt survive..lol|||Why should he when he is such an adept puppet master?|||i think he can do both.|||too old now. he could do the masters I guess.

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