How many more times should I Judo Chop this Toaster before it slices perfectly in half?

Well a modern toaster takes anywhere from 5 to 12 chops before it becomes two totally separate pieces (there are a lot of variables to consider including how many pieces of toast it can make at once and what type of material it is made from). However, it takes an older toaster (late 70s/early 80s and before) about 14 chops to make a clean break. They made them a lot stronger during that era. And if you have one of those cast-iron ones from the 1920s, forget about it. It takes at least 7 months of constant chopping to get through one of those.





So in conclusion, I would estimate that it will take you 10 or fewer additional chops to get through the toaster (that is of course considering that you must have chopped it a few times before asking this question).|||Enough to impress your ninja girlfriend.|||Just once, anything more than that is the definition of insanity.|||I prefer the %26quot;use a bigger hammer%26quot; method.





Remember, %26quot;violence is golden%26quot;.





(Since when do toasters slice??)